Words Women Use

[LAURENU2]

If anyone knows of any other words females use that have alliterative meanings:Pokes:
Please post them here Us men have to stay informed so we don't go down the Bobette path:blush:

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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up. :bang:

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house. :swear:

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"! :slap:

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. :rock:

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
"Nothing". :looney:

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake. :whip:

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome. :cheers:

[Darkness Productions]

HAVE FUN

Meaning if you've decided that "THATS OKAY", and you "GO AHEAD", that if you come back in any state but the one you left, that LOUD SIGH will ensue, and NOTHING will be wrong.

[Shish]

paordon spellin...
really hat e that deep sigh an what s up dear? ........."NOTHING"...jeez u know you re in deep manoor when thye come togethher.....:Pokes:

[PY 222]

This is some dangerous stuff.

Lauren, you better be careful not to let your wive see this. :eek:

[Petey]

LATER

Often used by men in sentences like "I'll wash the car LATER".

What the man thinks he said:
"Having considered all of the priorities in my life I have concluded that this particular task is of such low priority that it can be completed at some indeterminate time in the future."

What the woman heard:
"This task is well underway and will complete very soon. Please check back with me as often as you can to see if it is completed."

FINE and LOUD SIGH often follow LATER.

[PY 222]

LATER

Often used by men in sentences like "I'll wash the car LATER".

What the man thinks he said:
"Having considered all of the priorities in my life I have concluded that this particular task is of such low priority that it can be completed at some indeterminate time in the future."

What the woman heard:
"This task is well underway and will complete very soon. Please check back with me as often as you can to see if it is completed."

FINE and LOUD SIGH often follow LATER.


This I have plenty of experience with. :lmao:

[LAURENU2]

This is some dangerous stuff.

Lauren, you better be careful not to let your wive see this. :eek:

:rotfl: My wife sent me this in a E-mail :banana: So I got this right from the horses mouth so to speak:slap:
OK OK Right from the goddesses mouth :harhar:

[LAURENU2]

What Ever =Don't bother me

[LAURENU2]

I have a headache
Well you know what that means :lmao:

[SoupNazi]

Go Away:


Go away

[tiosuper]

Do I look fat in this dress? = You answer you die!!!!