cygnussphere
05-20-2003, 12:44 PM
BLAMESTORMING-- Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline
was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
:swear:
SEAGULL MANAGER-- A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps
on everything and then leaves.
:dump:
ASSMOSIS-- The process by which some people seem to absorb success and
advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
:moon: :kiss:
SALMON DAY-- The experience of spending an entire day swimming
upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
:machgun: :haddock:
CUBE FARM-- An office filled with cubicles.
:sleepy:
PRAIRIE DOGGING-- When someone yells or drops something loudly in a
cube farm and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going
on.
:bouncy:
MOUSE POTATO-- The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch
potato.
:mouserun: :sleepy:
SITCOMs-- Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What
yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working
to stay home with the kids.
help::bang:
STRESS PUPPY-- A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and
whiney
:Pokes:
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE-- The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
electronic device to get it to work again.
:trash:
ADMINISPHERE-- The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above
the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often
profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were
designed to solve.
:dump::idea:
404-- Someone who's clueless. (From the World Wide Web error message
"404 Not Found", meaning that the requested document could not be
located.)
:confused: :trash:
OHNOSECOND-- That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that
you've just made a BIG mistake.
:eek: :scared::trash:
WOOFies-- Well Off Older Folks
:walking:
CROP DUSTING-- Surreptitiously farting while passing through a cube
farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust-- leads to
PRAIRIE DOGGING. :
:walking: :dump:
was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
:swear:
SEAGULL MANAGER-- A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps
on everything and then leaves.
:dump:
ASSMOSIS-- The process by which some people seem to absorb success and
advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
:moon: :kiss:
SALMON DAY-- The experience of spending an entire day swimming
upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
:machgun: :haddock:
CUBE FARM-- An office filled with cubicles.
:sleepy:
PRAIRIE DOGGING-- When someone yells or drops something loudly in a
cube farm and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going
on.
:bouncy:
MOUSE POTATO-- The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch
potato.
:mouserun: :sleepy:
SITCOMs-- Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What
yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working
to stay home with the kids.
help::bang:
STRESS PUPPY-- A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and
whiney
:Pokes:
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE-- The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
electronic device to get it to work again.
:trash:
ADMINISPHERE-- The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above
the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often
profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were
designed to solve.
:dump::idea:
404-- Someone who's clueless. (From the World Wide Web error message
"404 Not Found", meaning that the requested document could not be
located.)
:confused: :trash:
OHNOSECOND-- That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that
you've just made a BIG mistake.
:eek: :scared::trash:
WOOFies-- Well Off Older Folks
:walking:
CROP DUSTING-- Surreptitiously farting while passing through a cube
farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust-- leads to
PRAIRIE DOGGING. :
:walking: :dump: