Eternal Truths

One more cuz it's Friday. :D

/moogs
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1. _Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

_ 2. _I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the
_ food.

_ 3. _If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.

_ 4. _Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

_ 5. _Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.


_ 6. _Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

_ 7. _If the shoe fits......buy it in every color.

_ 8. _If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

_ 9. _Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

_ 10. _If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

_ 11. _Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

_ 12. _Some days are a total waste of makeup. _

_ 13. _Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

_ 14. _A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

_ 15. _Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

_ 16. _Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

_ 17. _Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

_ 18. _Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

_ 19. _By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

_ 20. _Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself


_21. Keep smiling, it makes everyone .... wonder what you've been up to