Corrupt-a-wish game

[Scoofy12]

The "say something" game was getting old...
so here's a fun game I saw on facebook. The point is to make a wish, and then the next person will grant said wish, but "corrupt" it. For example.

"I wish for a basketball"

Next person: "Granted, but it's flat......I wish for a beer keg"

Next person: "Granted, but it's empty" and so on and so on...BE CREATIVE


I'll start:
I wish for a pot of gold.

[gopher_yarrowzoo]

Granted but it's Fools Gold. I wish for a Fish Tank.

[jasong]

Granted, but now he's bombing the beach with said tank.

I wish for a pretty girl to hang out with.

[the-mk]

Granted, but there are currently no pretty girls available, just ugly ones.

I wish for a cold beer.

[alpha]

Granted, but it's alcohol-free.

I wish for a winning lottery ticket.

[Matt]

Granted, but you only won $0.50

I wish for a Ferarri,

[Darkness Productions]

Granted, but it's wrecked.

I wish for better sleep.

[Scoofy12]

Granted but you got it during a meeting at work, and now you're fired.
I wish the :swear: program I'm trying to write would work properly

[magnav0x]

I wish the :swear: program I'm trying to write would work properly


Granted...but your program has developed impeccable artificial intelligence and now refuses to relinquish control of your toaster oven.

I wish for a Google API that can interweave with my soul, making me the most resourceful man in existence.

[gopher_yarrowzoo]

Granted but it crashes every so often randomly and without warning, losing all it's data sometimes too.

I wish for a BOINC to like me.

[n7vxj]

Granted but it constantly downloads bad WU's.


I wish for some cooler weather.

[the-mk]

Granted but it will rain.

I wish for a faster computer.

[magnav0x]

I wish for a faster computer.

Granted, but now you must learn to use a computer without Microsoft Windows.

I wish for non-corrupt wish.

[jasong]

Granted, but it's a self-fulfilling wish.

[the-mk]

Nothing to grant and corrupt.

I wish for some nice holidays on the island of Hawaii.

[Darkness Productions]

Granted, but when you take off to leave, the FBI comes to get you for illegal activities.

I wish for a job I didn't despise.

[birdman2584]

Granted, but your new job can't support your DC habit.

I wish for peace on earth.

[magnav0x]

I wish for peace on earth.

Granted, but George Bush will awake from his cat nap in 42 minutes.

I wish the Google buyout of Apple rumor to be true.

[LAURENU2]

Granted, but apple will change to a MS XP OS

I wish bush would be impeached before this terms end :thumbs:

[birdman2584]

Granted, but Dick Cheney becomes President.

I wish for my dog to not be annoying.

[the-mk]

Granted, but this dog will urinate onto your sofa.

I wish for a job with less nasty customers.

[BlisteringSheep]

Granted, but your new customers are all kleptomaniacs and your business goes under.

I wish for Apple to return to the PowerPC.

[magnav0x]

I wish for Apple to return to the PowerPC.

Granted but development starts over with IBM's 801 prototype chip and future Apples are shipped out with a whopping 15 MHz.

I wish money grew on trees.

[Merlin45]

Granted but development starts over with IBM's 801 prototype chip and future Apples are shipped out with a whopping 15 MHz.

I wish money grew on trees.

Wish Granted, but the tree is on fire:jester:

I wish for a empty pot of fools gold.

[the-mk]

Granted, but the pot is broken.

I wish for eternal life.

[jasong]

Granted, but why you would wish for an infinite supply of cereal, I have no idea.

I wish for a quad-core cpu.

[Scoofy12]

Granted, but no motherboard in existence will run it.
I wish for some more wishes.

[gopher_yarrowzoo]

Granted but they all have the opposite effect of what you wished for.
I wish to leave someplace.

[JustEmazing]

Granted, but the door always leads to someplace.

I wish for a PhD in Economics.

[Digital Parasite]

Granted, but you will only be able to get a job trying to calculate the amount of GDP that George W Bush's misspending cost, and that will take until you retire.

I wish I had a Lamborghini to drive.

[Fozzie]

Granted, but it will be a battery powered cart for 4 year olds.

I wish the world functioned without the need to have wealth.

[Darkness Productions]

Granted, but you'll never get price drops for your CPUs.

I wish for a third desktop monitor.

[Digital Parasite]

Granted but it will be an old CGA CRT monitor...

I wish for my two front teeth.

[the-mk]

Granted but those are yellow.

I wish for a convertible.

[Merlin45]

Granted, but it only opens when it is raining out or below 32F

I wish.... on second thought, I want a... well, maybe wish....


OH Shoot, I wish I could make up my mind............

[Scoofy12]

Granted but then you get married and your mind is made up for you
:lmao:

I wish for free power for my boxen

[the-mk]

Granted, but you get 1000 Volts, so you need to buy new power supply units

I wish for a day off

[BlisteringSheep]

Granted, but the boss says to not bother coming back...

I wish my damned arm would quit hurting.

[Scoofy12]

Granted... after the amputation, no pain at all!

I wish I had the self-discipline to actually get my work done instead of surfing the web all day.

[the-mk]

Granted, but after you've done your work, web is shutdown because of maintenance :D

I wish for a nice week of holiday in Greece.

[jasong]

I wish for a nice week of holiday in Greece.
Granted, but Jason the Genie doesn't spell very well, so you're stuck in a locked vat of Crisco with no water or food for a week. As for the the 'nice' in the sentence, I thought that's what you really wanted.:)

[the-mk]

And what is your wish we shall corrupt?