jasong
08-20-2008, 09:55 PM
Google is your friend.
A very anal, seemingly autistic friend, but a friend nonetheless.
It won't steal your girlfriend or make fun of your clothes, and under the right circumstances it can help you solve your problems.
Unfortunately, it won't discourage your bad habits at all. If you want to drink, smoke, and do drugs it won't discourage you. It might actually help you with that, but if you go to jail, it won't be there with you. It won't even write you letters. And if your girlfriend wants Google's help to find a boyfriend, then Google will very willingly help her to do that.
Google is a sorry, thankless bastard, if it had a neck I WOULD FRICKIN' STRANGLE IT. YOU SORRY PIECE OF CRAP SEARCH ENGINE, I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU. AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(See people, THAT'S the way you do Monty Pythonish humor, not by this stupid crap of quoting and requoting their movies.)
Edit: Okay, in hindsight, this makes me look like a raving lunatic. But quoting humor that is funny because it is unexpected seems like plagiarizing a report having to do with the evils of plagiarism.
A very anal, seemingly autistic friend, but a friend nonetheless.
It won't steal your girlfriend or make fun of your clothes, and under the right circumstances it can help you solve your problems.
Unfortunately, it won't discourage your bad habits at all. If you want to drink, smoke, and do drugs it won't discourage you. It might actually help you with that, but if you go to jail, it won't be there with you. It won't even write you letters. And if your girlfriend wants Google's help to find a boyfriend, then Google will very willingly help her to do that.
Google is a sorry, thankless bastard, if it had a neck I WOULD FRICKIN' STRANGLE IT. YOU SORRY PIECE OF CRAP SEARCH ENGINE, I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU. AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(See people, THAT'S the way you do Monty Pythonish humor, not by this stupid crap of quoting and requoting their movies.)
Edit: Okay, in hindsight, this makes me look like a raving lunatic. But quoting humor that is funny because it is unexpected seems like plagiarizing a report having to do with the evils of plagiarism.