Chinasaur
02-16-2002, 02:47 PM
Ya kinda gotta had to have been there (or used BeOS) to fully appreciate these...but they are still humorous...kinda sad now :(
As for why? Cause it's "too quiet" in here...
#1
The BeBox Prayer
Our leader, who art in Menlo Park, bald be thy head
Thy BeBox come, thy competitors run
In France, as they do in the Valley
Give us this day our daily tidbit
And forgive our debts
As we buy BeBoxen on credit
Lead us not into Windows 95
But deliver us from Microsoft
For thine is the BeBox
The PowerPC
And the Geek Port
Forever Amen!
#2
Our Gassee
Who art in Menlo
Hardened be thy nipples!
Thy BONE will come,
Thy GL be done,
On my Hard Drive, as it is in R7.
Give us this day our public beta,
And forgive us our flames
Towards those who shifted focus.
Keep us from monopolization
And deliver us from Ballmer.
For thine is the Tracker,
the Deskbar, and app_server.
Forever and ever
Amen.
As for why? Cause it's "too quiet" in here...
#1
The BeBox Prayer
Our leader, who art in Menlo Park, bald be thy head
Thy BeBox come, thy competitors run
In France, as they do in the Valley
Give us this day our daily tidbit
And forgive our debts
As we buy BeBoxen on credit
Lead us not into Windows 95
But deliver us from Microsoft
For thine is the BeBox
The PowerPC
And the Geek Port
Forever Amen!
#2
Our Gassee
Who art in Menlo
Hardened be thy nipples!
Thy BONE will come,
Thy GL be done,
On my Hard Drive, as it is in R7.
Give us this day our public beta,
And forgive us our flames
Towards those who shifted focus.
Keep us from monopolization
And deliver us from Ballmer.
For thine is the Tracker,
the Deskbar, and app_server.
Forever and ever
Amen.