lawyer jokes

[GHOST]

On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident.
The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting
for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder:
Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they
asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find
out," and he leaves.The couple sat and waited for an answer. . .



. . .for a couple of months.


While they waited, they discussed that IF they were
allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get
married, what with the eternal aspect of it all.

"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we
stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns,
looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the
couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just
wonderg, what if things don't work out? Could we
also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard
onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three
months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY
idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?

[Dyyryath]

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[PY 222]

I don't want to be a wet blanket but why is it so difficult to get priest in Heaven?

I understand the lawyer part, but not the priest part! :help:

[GHOST]

Holy Smoke!!!, PY 222.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=PRIESTS+CHARGED&btnG=Google+Search
:scared:

[Anarchy99]

its a joke PY222

you see you have to have some sort of irony or the punchline doesn't work

see, you would expect a lot of priests to be in heaven but the irony is that some priests have been in the news lately for less than priestly conduct thus the irony of few priests in heaven.......get it........

its a joke.........irony........get it

just a joke.........:rotfl:

[PY 222]

Ohh... ok.

Now I get it from all the Google links that Ghost provided.

What is the world coming to eh? Even preist aren't on their best behavior! :spank: