Moogie
07-13-2003, 06:39 PM
On a lighter side of news, I just read this on a blog that I visit quite often. Thought those of you, no matter what your political affiliation, who are familiar with Jerry, might get a kick out of it. <br><br>"Seems Jerry Springer thinks he's Senate material.<br><br>Lets take a look, shall we?<br><list><br>1. Hangs out with criminals CHECK<br>2. Knows all about poverty CHECK<br>3. Knows all about misery CHECK<br>4. Knows all about sexual deviancy CHECK<br>5. Knows how to deal with scumbags of all sorts CHECK<br>6. Used to dealing with Security CHECK<br>7. Is well-off CHECK<br>8. Has a slightly dicey, rather racy past CHECK<br>9. Wouldn't know what to do with a "normal" person if they came up and bit<br>him CHECK<br>10. Excellent Name Recognition CHECK<br></list><br><br>Looks like he'll make an exceptional Democratic Candidate.<br><br>Of course, the Republicans could bring in Bozo the Clown, have him caught in<br>a sex act with Rin Tin Tin, and still win that election. "<br><br><br>