Moogie
07-25-2003, 12:04 PM
This explains alot. :lmao:
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of
buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a
tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up
the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the
shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He
has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The
waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the
last time you were here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?" The
Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management
position. Come in, drink coffee, shoot shit, leave a mess for others to
clean up, and disappear for rest of day."
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of
buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a
tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up
the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the
shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He
has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The
waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the
last time you were here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?" The
Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management
position. Come in, drink coffee, shoot shit, leave a mess for others to
clean up, and disappear for rest of day."