Anarchy99
07-28-2003, 10:06 PM
I was just thinking about how the status symbol of today is the cell phone that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door opener.
I was just thinking and you know, I've spent a fortune on deodorant and I just realized that people don't like me anyway.
I was just thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!
I was just thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.
I was just thinking about making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping Rust"
I was just thinking that I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease . . . that's when your chest is falling into your drawers!
I was just thinking that when people see our cats' litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"
I was just thinking about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks. I wonder what Chinese mothers use . . . . Perhaps toothpicks?
I was just thinking that employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. Why not write . . . A Good Doctor!
I was just thinking why they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?
I was just thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older and it suddenly dawned on me . . . they're cramming for their finals!
I was just thinking about the braille on drive up ATM's and couldn't decide whats funnier, the braille or the fact that a blind guy driving a car wouldn't know which lane to pull in to
I was just thinking which is more useless.......candles you cant light because they are just to look at or soap you cant use because they are shaped like little flowers?
I was just thinking and you know, I've spent a fortune on deodorant and I just realized that people don't like me anyway.
I was just thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!
I was just thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.
I was just thinking about making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping Rust"
I was just thinking that I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease . . . that's when your chest is falling into your drawers!
I was just thinking that when people see our cats' litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"
I was just thinking about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks. I wonder what Chinese mothers use . . . . Perhaps toothpicks?
I was just thinking that employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. Why not write . . . A Good Doctor!
I was just thinking why they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?
I was just thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older and it suddenly dawned on me . . . they're cramming for their finals!
I was just thinking about the braille on drive up ATM's and couldn't decide whats funnier, the braille or the fact that a blind guy driving a car wouldn't know which lane to pull in to
I was just thinking which is more useless.......candles you cant light because they are just to look at or soap you cant use because they are shaped like little flowers?