Moogie
09-09-2003, 02:21 PM
Don't shoot me for this one. I don't write 'em. Just post 'em. Wanted you to share the pain. :D
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The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we
don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here
and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for
my coffee."
Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that
the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed
him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says ...
"HEBREWS"
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The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we
don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here
and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for
my coffee."
Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that
the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed
him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says ...
"HEBREWS"