IronBits
10-31-2003, 08:44 PM
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches the bad
news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
which causes your testicles to press on your spine,and the pressure
creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to
remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice
but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a
headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing
an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different
person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's
clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new suit." He entered
the shop and told the salesman like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed
him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's
right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on
the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new
shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed
Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised,
"That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe
tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about
new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's
feet and said, "Let's see...9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right,
how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shoes
and they fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about
some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size
36."
Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old"
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you
one hell of a headache."
news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
which causes your testicles to press on your spine,and the pressure
creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to
remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice
but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a
headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing
an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different
person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's
clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new suit." He entered
the shop and told the salesman like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed
him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's
right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on
the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new
shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed
Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised,
"That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe
tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about
new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's
feet and said, "Let's see...9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right,
how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shoes
and they fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about
some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size
36."
Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old"
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you
one hell of a headache."