Moogie
11-24-2003, 03:21 PM
Remember Jeff Foxworthy?
Well, here's a complement to his "You Might Be A Redneck If..."
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...You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.
...The last time you smiled was when you blocked someone from getting on an
on-ramp to the highway.
....You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
...You have more than one professional sports team in your home state.
...You call binoculars opera glasses.
...You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the
road and stopping.
...You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye
Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)
...You don't know any women with male names (i.e., Tommie, Bobbie, Johnnie,
Jimmie)
...You don't have Maw-maw's & Pawpaw's.
...You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
...None of your fur coats are homemade.
Well, here's a complement to his "You Might Be A Redneck If..."
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...You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.
...The last time you smiled was when you blocked someone from getting on an
on-ramp to the highway.
....You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
...You have more than one professional sports team in your home state.
...You call binoculars opera glasses.
...You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the
road and stopping.
...You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye
Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)
...You don't know any women with male names (i.e., Tommie, Bobbie, Johnnie,
Jimmie)
...You don't have Maw-maw's & Pawpaw's.
...You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
...None of your fur coats are homemade.