Thoughts on walking and other forms of exercise

[MrTRS]

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now
she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy
breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a
pound. Apparently you have to go there.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what
I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least: _ _I don't exercise because it makes the ice
jump right out of my glass.


You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!


P.S. none of this applies to me personally, of course.....

Ray

[PY 222]

Unfortunately, I walk to work, everyday because I live too close to my office.

Note to self: Find housing farther away from office. :D

[Nexus]

They say that before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you've got their shoes.