Cowpats

[Robert Radford]

I have noted some worry by people seeing the possibility of being overtaken by the Dutch Power Cows.

My team, Warp Six, is more complacent. We have been instructed by a story from my uncle who landed in Normandy on D Plus One and quickly overran the Allied lines.

Seeking a place to camp for the night, the platoon were advised by a farm-bred officer to choose a particular field. His reasoning? There was no danger in land mines as there were fresh cowpats. The morning was less certain. Another party had used the same reasoning.

Be concerned about something real. Warp Six with three folders is on your tail. Our strength is the strength of ten because our hearts are pure.

[MerePeer]

Perhaps if you had named your team "Warp 9" we might have reason to even look what rank your team holds, but Warp 6 sounds slower than my Pentium 200mhz, as if you are using only shuttlecraft! Why don't you come join our team -- we'll give you some free dylithium crystals and have Scotty show you how to tune up those ol warp drives! :)

[Robert Radford]

"Perhaps if you had named your team "Warp 9" we might have reason to even look what rank your team holds, but Warp 6 sounds slower than my Pentium 200mhz"

Ah. A believer in the megahertz myth, abandoned even by Intel. Sir or madam as the case may be, our warp is accompanied by a Woof.

[magicfan241]

I hate to break it to you, but those who go woof (TDOW), got their rear-ends handed to them in a doogie bowl in the last gauntlet.

The Holy Axe Wielding Nobility shall prevail (that's us!)

magicfan241

[Robert Radford]

"I hate to break it to you, but those who go woof (TDOW), got their rear-ends handed to them in a doogie bowl in the last gauntlet."

Actually, warp and woof refer to your looming doom.