Joke! :-)

[IronBits]

Terrorist Alert

Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been

seven terrorists working in your office. Fortunately, six of the seven

have been apprehended: Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin,

Bin Drinkin and Bin Butt Kissin have all been taken into custody.

At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell

member, BinWorkin, has been found at your office. We are confident that

anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.

You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time.

[em99010pepe]

This one is better:

Bush begins his speech to open the Olympic Games. He looks at his paper and says:
- Oooooo! Oooooo! Oooooo! Oooooo! Oooooo!
An aide comes over and whispers:
Mr. President, these are the Olympic rings. Your speech is below.

[Dyyryath]

LOL @ IB!

As for em99010pepe, I like Bush alright, but that's FRIGGIN hysterical! :D :thumbs:

[Moogie]

OMG! LOL at the both of you!

:lmao:

[IronBits]

Bush has stated publicly that he does not read papers! :rotfl:

[Moogie]

I wonder if he eats broccoli?

[PY 222]

Originally posted by em99010pepe
This one is better:

Bush begins his speech to open the Olympic Games. He looks at his paper and says:
- Oooooo! Oooooo! Oooooo! Oooooo! Oooooo!
An aide comes over and whispers:
Mr. President, these are the Olympic rings. Your speech is below.

That is freaking hilarious.

I was laughing so hard I almost shit in my pants. :D

FYI, TMI. :bang:

[Guilherme]

A guy was walking on a beach in Los Angeles and found an oil lamp. He
rubbed it, and a genius came out of the bottle.

- You may ask one wish to me, the genius says.
- Humm, let me see. I want a bridge connecting Los Angeles to Hawaii,
replies the man.
- Are you sure? It's too complex to build a bridge like that. Don't
you want to ask something else?
- OK. Then I want to understand how the woman's mind works.

The genius thinks for a moment and then says:

- Do you want a bridge with how many lanes?