PDA

View Full Version : Friday's Humor



Moogie
07-16-2004, 07:31 AM
(the poster cannot take responsibility for the fact that they spelled labor wrong) :D

ARTERY=the study of paintings
BACTERIA=back door to a cafeteria
BARIUM=what doctors do when patints die
CAUTERISE=made eye contact with her
COMA=a punctution mark
CAESAREAN SECTION=a nighbourhood in rome
DILATE=you live longer
ENEMA=not a friend
FESTER=quicken
FIBULA=a small lie
GENITAL=not a jew
IMPOTENT=distinguished, well known
LABOUR PAIN=getting hurt at work
MEDICAL STAFF=doctors walking stick
MORBID=a higher offer
NITRATE=cheaper than day rate
NODE=was aware of
OUT PATIENT=a person who has fainted
PAP SMEAR=a fatherhood test
PELVIS=a cousin of elvis
RECOVERY ROOM=place to do upholstery
SECRETION=hiding something
SEIZURE=roman emperor
TERMINAL ILLNESS=getting sick at the airport
TUMOUR=more than one
URINE=opposite of your out
VARICOSE=nearby
VEIN=conceited