Fozzie you might find this intersting :)

[[DPC]Frentik]

The results are not yet official, in fact we have a few days of voting left, but i think you can see what is happening ;) (http://gathering.tweakers.net/forum/list_messages/1027025)

OOps forgot the "unofficial logo" http://gathering.tweakers.net/usericons/118285/fozziegetsit2.gif

[PCZ]

Don't sing it bring it :D

[MarcyDarcy]

[Free-DC modus]
Ohh no....not again! :scared:
[/Free-DC modus]

Always good to be back here :cheers:

[CaptainMooseInc]

pop that link into Altavista's babelfish translator and translate from Dutch to English.

It's like reading something Yoda wrote because Babelfish isn't good about grammar. :)

"FaD we gain fast and double easily project when done." or something like that was in the translation. It just makes the banner that says "Fellowship of the Cows" all that much better. :)

-Jeff

Especially since they're calling it EPISODE 4 :)

[CaptainMooseInc]

Is it considered OK for [DPC]Frentik to have his signature on -our- forum be a promotion to join his team followed by Fozzie getting chased by cows? I dunno if anyone else seems offended by this, but I don't think it's right to cross-promote like that...

-Jeff

[rsbriggs]

No, no one but you seems to be bothered by it. There aren't many Free-DCers he could recruit. Actually, I can't think of anyone here that would want to turn into a cow....

WE asked him to make that animation, and PCZ even provided the Fozzie bear....

BTW PCZ - I just noticed the little saying under your avatar :D

[PCZ]

Actually I asked for a brown bear, IB supplied it I think. :)

CM
Calm down it's OK for the cows to advertise for members after all they are going to need some help :jester:

[CaptainMooseInc]

I wasn't complaining about the animation. I like the animation. The advertisement I'm bothered by...

Hey...we have plenty of animals around here that the Cows could "genetically alter" our (since I'm an animal I can use OUR :)) genes and make us into Mutant Cows.

:D

I guess if no one else minds then I'll stop minding.

-Jeff

[rsbriggs]

Well I *was* going to transition a bunch of boxen over to RC-5 after I hit my SOB goal. Now I'm thinking it might have to be FaD instead.... AMD best for FaD? Intel boxes do ok?

[PCZ]

AMD's are good so are P4's with HT.

[CaptainMooseInc]

Knock down RC5-72 for awhile w/ your Intel boxen. The AMDs put on FaD. Then after you're satisfied with RC5-72, jump all to FaD.

-Jeff

[IronBits]

I *love* it when them pesky cows run out of stuff in their own pastures to chew on, then try to raid someone elses green pastures :rotfl:

O Mac Donald had a farm, EI EI O
and on that farm he had some cows, EI EI O
...
With a Moo Moo here and a Moo Moo there, here a Moo there a Moo... :jester:

Bring on that herd of 200+ :moon:

We're not scared of STEAK :D

Just don't POOP in our yard ok? :rotfl:

Nothing to panic about folks, go about your business, nothing to see here :sleepy: ;)

[CaptainMooseInc]

There are no vegitarians on this team DPC...

*reaches for the A1*...

Any way we could get a Fozzie graphic reaching for some steak sauce and having the cows run the other direction??? :)

-Jeff`

[IronBits]

:rotfl:

[black_civic55]

what a coincidence, im headed for the outback steak house in a few minutes. :cheers:

[[DPC]Frentik]

Originally posted by CaptainMooseInc
Is it considered OK for [DPC]Frentik to have his signature on -our- forum be a promotion to join his team followed by Fozzie getting chased by cows? I dunno if anyone else seems offended by this, but I don't think it's right to cross-promote like that...

-Jeff

That animation was indeed requested by PCZ as you can read in this thread (http://www.free-dc.org/forum/showthread.php?threadid=8808)
But i will remove it from my sig :p thats to much indeed :)

And I registered here when i start doing SoB for the offical SoB forum..so no harm intended :) And I dont think someone will change team because of a "Join DPC" link

[rsbriggs]

Oh - keep the animation in your signature, it's cute...

Yum! De geroosterde Koe!
(Yum! Roasted Cow!)

[n7vxj]

NOW THAT ONE I LIKE!!!! :shocked: :cheers: :Pokes: :notworthy :elephant:

[CaptainMooseInc]

I know that the Fozzie graphic was requested!!! I have nothing against the graphic. I just mentioned the graphic because it was in the sig and would help people pick out what I was talking about a little quicker!

Get off the graphic please!!!

I don't mind the graphic

[Fozzie]

I wonder if DPC will rustle up that 1000 head herd we saw in DF.

If they can we better start hitting some serious WUs.

They only last a couple of weeks though these stampedes.

[CaptainMooseInc]

1000 CPUs @ 4,000points/day = 400,000 points/day

400,000 points/day * 14 days = 5,600,000 points

Ehh...that would put them in....maybe 9th place???

So the best they're going to do with this thing is maybe 8th or 7th place???....

:spray:

-Jeff

*reaches for charcoal...puts it on the fire...*

[Fozzie]

1000 members not CPUs

Some of them do have significant pharms too.

Also a couple of weeks can turn into a couple of months, or they set themselves a target such as number 1 in the project.

It will, hopefully, be quite a fight. One that I hope Free DC will participate in strongly.

As PCZ said though they have to bring it and not just sing it.

[CaptainMooseInc]

I was saying 1000CPUs because I don't think they'll get 1000 members. I think they'll get around 500-700 and even with the pharms they'll only get up to 1000 processors....

If an attack comes and Free-DC is threatened I'll pull back from SoB and add pointage to FaD...

Right now I'm loving SoB too much.

[PCZ]

I don't want to be picky here but

1000 x 4000 = 4,000,000
Thats more than the Russians produce !

[rsbriggs]

A stampede like that *could* net them as much as 12-15 million per day - I think their overall average is somewhere around 3-4 CPUs/member. They have lots of members with just 1 CPU, but also have lots of members with 10+.

A full, month long stampede with participation from their "head bulls" could see them move ahead of us. Don't underestimate the power of a whole herd of cows all running in one direction - their stampedes are capable of being quite amazing if they can manage big participation...

The good news is, I doubt that they can pull off something that big. My guess is that a stampede might get them to 5th place or so...


Wij zijn niet bang van een bundel van gekke koeien.
(We are not afraid of a bunch of mad cows.)

[meep]

Would be awesome if they could, that would wake up some peeps for sure... :p

[IronBits]

When they all come together in one pasture, it's an awesome site! :smoking:
Thankfully they run out of grass quickly and move on... ;)

[Bok]

It would also be VERY good for the project if they did something like that. As long as it didn't run out of work that is!!!!

Come on DPC, you know you want to :)

Bok

[rsbriggs]

Wij houden van barbecue.
Yum. Barbeque....

They can have a stampede - we'll break out the steak sauce and fire up the grill :D

[Hobbes]

/me pokes his head over the fence, drawn by the smell of grills being lit

So when FDC has a BBQ, do you prefer charcoal or propane? I've always been a fan of charcoal. However, real world studies have shown that tactical nuclear bombs (large dumps and other chicanery) are just as effective with this sort of cow.

This should be fun to watch, and great for the project!

[DPC-CowArt]

That is a very disturbing picture rsbriggs...

You guys don't have a chance when we start stampeding. Recently we hired a http://home.hetnet.nl/~bras/misc/detective.gif an he managed to locate your secret stock of performance-enhancing pills:

http://www.siumarket.com/images/FDC-Ginkgo.jpg

We will keep these untill the stampede is over...

[rsbriggs]

Ik heb nooit Ginko Biloba als kruiden wanneer het voorbereiden van
lapjes vlees geprobeerd. Ik veronderstel er een eerste keer voor alles is.

(Translation: I've never tried Ginko Biloba as a seasoning when preparing steaks. I guess there is a first time for everything.)

[rsbriggs]

Aangezien bovengenoemde PCZ, "het brengt, onderteken het" niet.

(Bad translation of: As PCZ said, "bring it, don't sing it".)

[meep]

erm whats with the smell of juicy bbq steak wafting out of this thread?! Caught a wiff from all the way over here in Bristol.

Seems the cows are getting a grilling :D

[Xaverius]

Great to see you guys can post in Dutch as well. Let's see what I can translate from Dutch

"If we will pound then are we not to hold! "
"als wij gaan stampen dan zijn wij niet te houden!"

Does it make any sense? :cheers:

[rsbriggs]

"If we will stamp then we be not to keep!" About as close as I can figure it.

Probably "If we stomp them, won't we be able to maintain the lead? (Or "we won't not be able to keep the lead!" )

My answer to that would be "Uw idee van het stampen van ons komt slechts in uw dromen." (Roughly translates to ... Stomping us? Only in your dreams....)

[[DPC] Japie_17]

Originally posted by rsbriggs
"If we will stamp then we be not to keep!" About as close as I can figure it.

Probably "If we stomp them, won't we be able to maintain the lead? (Or "we won't not be able to keep the lead!" )
You don't have to translate this sentence to English, the translation it just above it :p.

"als wij gaan stampen dan zijn wij niet te houden!" means: "If we will pound then are we not to hold! "



My answer to that would be "Uw idee van het stampen van ons komt slechts in uw dromen." (Roughly translates to ... Stomping us? Only in your dreams....) Translation: Ons platstampen? Alleen in je dromen...

By the way, I think the influence of the stampede will be higher than our last one. We waited 8 months, and many people are looking forward to it. :|party|:

We will probably start on the first of June, at the moment this is the option which was most voted for...

[CaptainMooseInc]

I have you all beat!!! :)

[IronBits]

Originally posted by [DPC] Japie_17
We will probably start on the first of June, at the moment this is the option which was most voted for... Cool, then we might catch you in DPAD finally :bang: :cheers:
Looking forward to a good rumble, erm, rump roast :D

[LAURENU2]

We better watch out I here these cows are cloneing them selfs There shipping out seman Look http://www.cattlecallusa.com/flamethrower.html
http://www.cattlecallusa.com/Images/angus%20donor%2047%20copy.jpg

[[DPC]Frentik]

Originally posted by IronBits
Cool, then we might catch you in DPAD finally :bang: :cheers:
Looking forward to a good rumble, erm, rump roast :D

Yeah maybe, or try SoB or TSC or D2OL or any other project accept FaD ;)

[n7vxj]

Did some one say barbacue?? Is the fridge full of beer for the festivities???:cheers:

[LAURENU2]

OK I got a plan we build flame throwers and tost them when they get colse
http://schultzny.net/flamethrower/media/1/flamethrower-revised.GIF

[MarcyDarcy]

This taunt has come way to early...nothing to see here, move along :D

Is FaD the project where most of the former DF participants of Free-DC went to? I see a lot of familiar names :)

[IronBits]

Hello MarcyDarcy! :)
Naw, after DF, we all scattered to our favorite pet projects...
I don't think we have settled down yet. ;)

[Wizzard~Of~Ozz]

OK I got a plan we build flame throwers and tost them when they get colse

I hear WD40 Works Better (http://media2.big-boys.com/media/supersoak.wmv)

[CaptainMooseInc]

I've never seen WD40 catch fire...

I've held flame to it many times and it just WON'T BURN.

I wonder what it would be like if you used Starter Fluid like the kind you spray into your carborator when you're trying to get the thing to fire!

1 spray burns for like 5 mins on the ground if you spray it there....

*grabs his Super Soaker, a can of Starter Fluid, and a video camera*...

See ya in a couple of days! :)

-Jeff

P.S. NO I'M NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO DO THIS. I KNOW FOR A -FACT- THAT THE FLUID WILL CATCH THE PLASTIC ON FIRE AND QUICKLY GO BACK UP THE TUBE AND EXPLODE INTO THE CHAMBER HOLDING THE MOST FLUID. IT'S VERY DANGEROUS AND I'M NOT WILLING TO DIE. :D

[LAURENU2]

I am glad you added that P.S. CaptainMooseInc :bang:


Best of all is wasp nest spray It shoots a squirt gun spray about 15 to 20 feet
And burns like kerosene :bang:

[Fozzie]

threatening, who is up for committing some extra boxen to the fight?

I may be able to find another 10-15GHZ

[meep]

if push comes to shove, more horsepower will be provided :D

[G_M_C]

Originally posted by meep
if push comes to shove, more horsepower will be provided :D

I think HORSEpower isn't the correct word in this case :D

:cow: :lawn: :cow:


Long time no see guys; how's everybody @ FDC doing ?

[DPC_DJKlungel]

Hey guys, do you like our cow-asses you're looking at today? :scared:

I hope you can get used to it :P


2. (4) 1916199 Dutch Power Cows 102686207 (10)
3. (1) 1022148 FreeDC 268967803 (3)

[meep]

I see this for today so far:

FreeDC 782,062
Dutch Power Cows 781,195

in points...

[Fozzie]

they've been saving weeks for that :dump:

:D

[meep]

:)

I think you might be right... more like a gentle shuffle than any kind of stampede...

Or maybe they are just warming their hooves? ;)

:rotfl:

[rsbriggs]

Didn't you notice? Their stampede doesn't get underway until June 1st....

[meep]

Yea i saw, i am just teasing :)

[MarcyDarcy]

*biep* *biep*
[incomming secret transmission]
......
......
We have clearance Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
.....
.....
Don't bully the cows
Stampede is just to create a diversion
......
......
Cows have plans to take over the world
Bovines are planning global domination
......
......
C-Day is on on 05-05-05
Read http://www.bovineunite.com/ (http://www.bovineunite.com/) for futher information
......
......
This is a noplay
I repeat, this is not a drill
......
......
[end of secret transmission]

[Paratima]

Originally posted by MarcyDarcy
.....
Don't bully the cows
......
:rotfl:

[PY 222]

So much beef, so little time to grill em all. :D

Be afraid, be very afraid. PY 222 has returned from vacation. :sleepy:

[rsbriggs]

Looks like some of the "first ones" are gathering....

Welcome back PY222, and it's been a long time since I've run across a Paratima post...

[n7vxj]

Welcome back PY!! Time to get those boxen doing there thing, and to stock up the fridge for the barbacue!!!:rotfl:

[PY 222]

The fridge is well stocked now. Took me a whole day just doing that. :swear:

So, who's bringing the charcoal for the grill? :jester:

[Fozzie]

I've added 200 to my CPU rating today.

Hope to add another 300+ tomorrow.

[Scoofy12]

i like natural charcoal, but we may need to fire up the gas for these quantities :)

just make the grill plenty hot for searing (http://www.exploratorium.edu/cooking/meat/INT-what-makes-flavor.html)

i'm running mostly full-bore now, but i can move my lone FAH box and maybe rustle up some extra firepower in the unlikely event that we are threatened

[ZacharyB]

All this talk about grilling cows has me udderly delighted, not to mention hungry:D

[Paratima]

Hi, rsbriggs. Just call me Lurky.

With the new line of work (commercial photography), I haven't had a lot of time to chat. I do try to keep up, sorta. Still got a mini-pharm here, well, more like a micro-pharm.

Gawd, how I LOVE not living in Cubeland, anymore. Being out of the corporate computing biz is the best thing that's happened to me in years. Seriously. Shoulda got out sooner. I'm out of the box, meeting people, selling, and of course, photographing. Now if I could just figure out how to get some money for having all this fun! :jester:

Good to see you back in it. How's tricks?

[rsbriggs]

Tricks? Well, let's see. I'm still in cubeland. Spent three weeks in December teaching 30+ programmers over in Bangalore, India all about the product. Figured I was going to be out-sourced, AGAIN. Came back and they had even a bigger surprise - as of April 1st, the whole OFFICE (developers, QC, Pharmacists, business analysists, management - the whole works) was being outsourced and downsized.

Start a 6 month contracting job on April 18th - Unix and 'C', mostly TCP sockets and sendmail interfacing. Keeps the mortgage paid and the car payment made... Should be Solaris 8.0 certified system admin by early May - hoping to make a change of career path. Quite frankly, I'm getting too old for this outsourcing/downsizing crap.

Still pharming, computer count back up to 12 PCs, 4 UltraSparc 10's which I haven't gotten around to running anything on yet. Enough parts laying around to build up maybe 10 dual Xeon boxen - don't have the time or energy to do so right at the moment. But I will put together a couple for the Barbeque in June.

Yum! Dutch Barbeque! Dutch Oven! Yum!

Here Cow! Nice Cow! Dinner Time!

(This is not me... I'm older and better looking... And I have a beard...)

Getting the barbie ready to fire up....

[MerePeer]

MarcyDarcy from Los Alcoholicos !


Originally posted by MarcyDarcy
BC-Day is on on 05-05-05
Read http://www.bovineunite.com/ (http://www.bovineunite.com/) for futher information

Are you a Cow Tease?

Your logo seems to have just what is needed to wash down a good steak!

We'll all celebrate on Cinquo de Moo-oh!

:|party|: ;)

[Paratima]

12 PC's & 4 UltraSparcs? Nice pharm! :thumbs:

All my dough these days goes lenses, lights, CF cards, reflectors, spare camera bodies, etc., ad nauseum. Would be a lot of really fun toys if I didn't have to use them as tools.

Anyway, sounds as though you're holding it together, mostly. Sorry about the downsizing thing. Been there, done that, got the severance checks.

Oh, and when it comes to cow, I like mine medium rare with lots of worcestershire sauce. (Hope I spelled that right.) :smoking:

Catch ya around.


MerePeer: Cinquo de Moo-oh??? Wholly cow!

[rsbriggs]

CAMERA BODIES? Got a good deal on an ABSOLUTELY mint Nikon F90 and some lenses for you (or anyone) if you are interested. PM me...


Severence Check?? Whasat??

[black_civic55]

ahh briggs whyd u have to post that picture above??? Those are Argentine grills. I had to install those for a whole summer. :|ot|: :cry: Talk about being a pain to do.

[PY 222]

What happened to our Beef? Where did they all roam to?

/me gather more charcoal and beer for the upcoming BBQ.

[Xaverius]

Hold your horses....
Don't get your hopes up high.
The DPC stampede is meant to get DPC higher in the overallstats, not to hold a BBQ!!!

I guess you really don't understand it :bang:
:|party|:

[MAB]

Originally posted by Xaverius
Hold your horses....
Don't get your hopes up high.
The DPC stampede is meant (AND WILL ) (to) get DPC higher in the overallstats, not to hold a BBQ!!!

I guess you really don't understand it :bang:
:|party|:

In our country we have a saying "Vele kleintjes maken één GROTE" which in this case, during a Stampede, means that any team above us in the stats runs a great inevitable risc of getting trampled by DPC :|party|: :|party|: :|party|:

[rsbriggs]

In the US, after you slaughter a cow, you cook it.
It's called a barbeque....
It means that we will fight your stampede.
I guess you just really don't understand cowboys....

[MAB]

Yes, but a Dutch Power Cow is not just an ordinary american cow :smoking:
Over here we don't have any cowboys left because because the original Duch Power Cow got smarter and smarter and faster and faster, so after a while it was impossible to catch a Dutch Power Cow :moon:

We even tried it with some imported american cowboys, but they too couldn't catch one and thus had to look for other jobs (or go back to the States catching them easy american cows) :rotfl:
Therefore I think you better keep your barbeques out of the way and use them for some american cows :thumbs:

[CaptainMooseInc]

The picture you see is the ORIGINAL Dutch Power Cow. I managed to find it after researching it on the internet.

[CaptainMooseInc]

And this a picture of its modern day ancestor....

:moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :|party|: :|party|: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[MAB]

After checking with DPCIS (Dutch Power Cows Intelligence Service) I can tell it is a, to america exported, cow :smoking:
Not even an original one but still downgraded to give them cowboys over there a small chance to catch it :geezer:
Seems just a bit unfair to the cows and gives a misrepresented picture of the real situation :confused:
But if it gives you a bit of hope to keep on crunching it's OK :thumbs:

[vinge]

..check the new members stats

Scared yet? http://gathering.tweakers.net/usericons/118285/fozziegetsit2.gif

[Bok]

Holy.......:shocked:

http://stats.free-dc.org/new/newusers.php?proj=fad

:sofa: :corn:

Bok :notworthy

You are still being :spank: on the dailies though

:rotfl:

[IronBits]

Originally posted by vinge
..check the new members stats

Scared yet? http://gathering.tweakers.net/usericons/118285/fozziegetsit2.gif Well we see you have more members, but you have always had an over abundance, and if they don't produce like most of the others... ;)

Got Milk ? :rotfl:

[LAURENU2]

Got Milk ?

No I think there runnning dry:rotfl: :spray: :rotfl:

[vinge]

Originally posted by IronBits
Well we see you have more members, but you have always had an over abundance, and if they don't produce like most of the others... ;)

Got Milk ? :rotfl:
:rotfl: Let me explain.. The stampede only begins in June.. It's mid-april :D

:Pokes:


btw cool smilie!
:elephant:

OH yeeah, they're new members, so they're only just starting up.. Wait till the results come, than flame. I mean, man, our manpower just doubled!

[IronBits]

Originally posted by vinge
I mean, man, our manpower just doubled! :thumbs:
Wish we could do that! Can you guys recruit for us like that? :cool: :D

[Fozzie]

in DF they marshalled over 1000 crunchers.

So are we going to do what we did in DF and fight them?

[meep]

cattle prods at the ready chaps !! :D

[vinge]

Originally posted by Fozzie
in DF they marshalled over 1000 crunchers.

So are we going to do what we did in DF and fight them?

resistance is futile, you guys just had the luck on your side!

[jasong]

I wonder if the Easter Bunny crunches, too?:crazy:

84 santa-klaus 4003394 93703928 4507 588439 44634618 4948.99

[MarcyDarcy]

Originally posted by MerePeer
MarcyDarcy from Los Alcoholicos !

Are you a Cow Tease?

Your logo seems to have just what is needed to wash down a good steak!

We'll all celebrate on Cinquo de Moo-oh!

:|party|: ;) "Somebody has been drinking our beer!" said the Great Huge Cow, in his great, rough, gruff voice.
And MerePeer had pulled another beerbottle of the Middle-sized Cow out of its mouth.....

Friendly als we Los Alcoholicos are, we want to say thanks for your kind hospitality and give you someting to drink that matches your 'coolness' and attitude. Don't get your hopes up for a good steak...a vegetarian happymeal is more Free-DC worthy!
Here is something to wash that down...

http://members.home.nl/marcydarcy/choco_avatar2.gif

Got chocolat Milk :D

[MerePeer]

MarcyDarcy you are such a Cow Tease! How did you know I love Chocolate Milk?

Please tell the Great Huge Cow that I'd like to share a 'tale' with her, this Chocolat kind:

[Fozzie]

of Cow pressure to endure.

I reckon we may see them gain at 5 mill a day. Which means they will be all over us in about a month.

This is unless we can swing in some serious reinforcements.

Looks like MrMr has some issues with the client so that could ease the pressure a bit.

:moon:

[LAURENU2]

I think the cows are storing up milk they Added 140 new members to ther FAD ranks

That is 4.2 times our size But I doubt they can output 4 x our output and keep it up

MMM
=====1,470,466
===== X 4
---------------------
=====5,881,864:drums:

[[DPC]Bubbles]

Originally posted by Fozzie
of Cow pressure to endure.

[..]

Looks like MrMr has some issues with the client so that could ease the pressure a bit.

:moon: If you take a look in here (http://specs.tweak.to/3850), you can see what MrMr used to use when he was active at Distributed Folding. In there you can also see the problem for the client, which isn't available for SGI Irix...
About those members: a lot of them just signed up, but aren't crunching yet, waiting for the stampede to start. Wonder what that's gonna do to the output :D

[IronBits]

Are you COWS coming to dinner or what?
Looks like you MOOOoooo for TSC :moon:

[MAB]

Fozzie, it seems at DPC they formed a subteam called "yr helfarchs arth blewog" :machgun: :fozzie:
It may be a poor translation but I think yr ystyr is clear http://gathering.tweakers.net/usericons/118285/fozziegetsit2.gif

[[DPC]PeSr]

Hi all, I came here to taunt you guys
:thumbs:

[Bok]

Friendliest taunt I ever seen!! :rotfl: :)

Bok

[rsbriggs]

I'll consider myself taunted.

Ni! Ni! - oh, no, that's a different team, isn't it.... :)

[MarcyDarcy]

http://members.home.nl/marcydarcy/cow_sissy.gif
You funny-furry-fozzy-friends can take a good and looooooooong look at this sight 'cause it won't happen in real life http://www.losalcoholicos.nl/forum/images/smiles/fight1.gif

If you all behave like civilized sissies....mayby i'll let you touch my udder http://members.home.nl/marcydarcy/uitgemolken.gif

:D

[Xaverius]

Even as I type this reply, we are making big effort to get our topsecret topspammer ready for this stampede and posts on this board :elephant:
You'd better watch out because when it's proven that our topspammer is over the age of 13 :bonk: he'll come over here and spam his guts out!!!!
:moon: :|party|: :notworthy :crazy:

[DPC-CowArt]

Today's specials: egg and bacon
egg sausage and bacon
egg and spam
egg bacon and spam
egg bacon sausage and spam
spam bacon sausage and spam
spam egg spam bacon and spam
spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam
spam spam spam egg and spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam
Lobster Thermidor, a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and with fried egg on top and spam.

[IronBits]

WHERE's THE BEEF!!!?!!! :swear:
:jester:

[meep]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice fresh cuts of steak.... bring it on! ;)

Only 20 odd days until the feast lads, time to start building up our appetites, weve got a lot of cows to get through! :D

[MAB]

Originally posted by meep
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice fresh cuts of steak.... bring it on! ;)

Only 20 odd days until the feast lads, time to start building up our appetites, weve got a lot of cows to get through! :D

Well, have it your way, but I feel the unexplainable need to let you know that, during a Stampede, the Dutch Power Cows suffer from a temporary kind of Mad Cow Disease :cow: :crazy: :neener:
So, even in the improbable case of not getting trampled on, and in an even more improbable case of catching an very old and sick cow, it still will give you a terrible case of diarrhoea, and thus I think it's better to get out of the way if you spot us in your rearview mirror :help:

But, it's not my life you're playing with :harhar:

[thekip]

Originally posted by rsbriggs
Ni! Ni! - oh, no, that's a different team, isn't it.... :)
Ah I see, so we have to read this entire topic the KWSN way, so we have to read everything you say and interprete it just the other way around.

Hmm I always thought you were going to be trampelled by us cows :spank:

[MAB]

One of our fastest members, and also a member of the DPCIS (TurboKoe), spotted a bear in Bristol which could be a twin of Fozzie :cow:
If not one wonders who else it could be :smoking:
http://www.toymania.com/columns/spotlight/images/palmuppets2fozzie1.jpg

For some unknown reason the site isn't showing the picture :(

[edited by IronBits]
fixed

[Fozzie]

I've just fired up my Pentium Pro Twin 250. That should keep the meagre Cows at bay.

:Pokes:

[meep]

Just checked it out from the url - awesome :D

Spitting image!

[Fozzie]

I have lost weight since that picture was taken....honest.

:rotfl:

[FluffyChicken]

Originally posted by MAB
Well, have it your way, but I feel the unexplainable need to let you know that, during a Stampede, the Dutch Power Cows suffer from a temporary kind of Mad Cow Disease :cow: :crazy: :neener:
So, even in the improbable case of not getting trampled on, and in an even more improbable case of catching an very old and sick cow, it still will give you a terrible case of diarrhoea, and thus I think it's better to get out of the way if you spot us in your rearview mirror :help:

But, it's not my life you're playing with :harhar:


Certainly is a good job that we are already on our way to find a cure for the Mad cows.
http://www.find-a-drug.com/press10.html

Seems we can all look through our rear views once more :moon:

[Paratima]

That pic is still not showing up for some reason, so here it is.

http://paratima.com/images/palmuppets2fozzie1.jpg

There does seem to be some resemblance...