CaptainMooseInc
05-08-2005, 11:59 AM
Heya everyone, my secret passion is writing parodies to songs. I have a whole collection of Christmas songs which were my first parodies ever.
Most of my parodies I post to www.AmIRight.com.
You can search the parodies section of the site for Jeff Lattea and you'll find most of the stuff I've written. I don't have a whole lot there though (maybe like 10 songs max).
Recently (as in yesterday) I wrote a parody to Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl". I don't know how many of you are into her (doubt any of you are). My roomie is always playing the song around the house so I just started getting ideas on how to parody it. If any of you know the song (or want to download it to sing my parody along with it) then below I have my new lyrics pasted in.
No stealing my song now, I wanna tour w/ Weird Al (not really, but it would be nice).
Original Song: Hollaback Girl
Original Artist: Gwen Stefani
Parody Title: Dirty Kid
Parody Artist: Jeff Lattea
Lyrics:
Uh huh, it’s time for baths
All the kids stomp your feet like this
A few times I've been around that tub
So I’m not just get in like that
‘cause I’m the dirt track-er
I’m the dirt track-er
(x2)
Ooooh ooh, I will win, I will win [x4]
I heard that you were fillin’ that tub
And you didn't think that I would hear it
Children near you running like that, getting neighborhoods fired up
So I'm ready to fight back, better heed that pal
Gonna take your crown, gonna scream and shout
That's right, put your washcloths downs, sweatin’ as you chase me uptown
A few times I've been around that tub
So I’m not just get in like that
‘cause I’m the dirt track-er
I’m the dirt track-er
(x2)
Ooooh ooh, I will win, I will win [x4]
So that's right mom, better bring the preachers
No bath tonight, no late night features
Go to bed without my dinner, but I had a big lunch
So I'm gonna bite, gonna try and stall
I’m stuck in thrall, gonna rock the bedroom
That’s right, I’m the one commanding, another mom gives it up
A few times I've been around that tub
So I’m not just get in like that
‘cause I’m the dirt track-er
I’m the dirt track-er
Ooooh ooh, I will win, I will win [x4]
Let me hear you say this kid’s in pajamas
P-A-J-A-M-A-S
(This kid’s in pajamas)
(P-A-J-A-M-A-S)
Again
This kid’s in pajamas
(P-A-J-A-M-A-S)
(This kid’s in pajamas)
(P-A-J-A-M-A-S)
A few times I've been around that tub
So I’m not just get in like that
‘cause I’m the dirt track-er
I’m the dirt track-er
Ooooh ooh, I win again, I win again [x4]
(little kid boogies and jumps on his bed in SpongeBob pajamas)
Most of my parodies I post to www.AmIRight.com.
You can search the parodies section of the site for Jeff Lattea and you'll find most of the stuff I've written. I don't have a whole lot there though (maybe like 10 songs max).
Recently (as in yesterday) I wrote a parody to Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl". I don't know how many of you are into her (doubt any of you are). My roomie is always playing the song around the house so I just started getting ideas on how to parody it. If any of you know the song (or want to download it to sing my parody along with it) then below I have my new lyrics pasted in.
No stealing my song now, I wanna tour w/ Weird Al (not really, but it would be nice).
Original Song: Hollaback Girl
Original Artist: Gwen Stefani
Parody Title: Dirty Kid
Parody Artist: Jeff Lattea
Lyrics:
Uh huh, it’s time for baths
All the kids stomp your feet like this
A few times I've been around that tub
So I’m not just get in like that
‘cause I’m the dirt track-er
I’m the dirt track-er
(x2)
Ooooh ooh, I will win, I will win [x4]
I heard that you were fillin’ that tub
And you didn't think that I would hear it
Children near you running like that, getting neighborhoods fired up
So I'm ready to fight back, better heed that pal
Gonna take your crown, gonna scream and shout
That's right, put your washcloths downs, sweatin’ as you chase me uptown
A few times I've been around that tub
So I’m not just get in like that
‘cause I’m the dirt track-er
I’m the dirt track-er
(x2)
Ooooh ooh, I will win, I will win [x4]
So that's right mom, better bring the preachers
No bath tonight, no late night features
Go to bed without my dinner, but I had a big lunch
So I'm gonna bite, gonna try and stall
I’m stuck in thrall, gonna rock the bedroom
That’s right, I’m the one commanding, another mom gives it up
A few times I've been around that tub
So I’m not just get in like that
‘cause I’m the dirt track-er
I’m the dirt track-er
Ooooh ooh, I will win, I will win [x4]
Let me hear you say this kid’s in pajamas
P-A-J-A-M-A-S
(This kid’s in pajamas)
(P-A-J-A-M-A-S)
Again
This kid’s in pajamas
(P-A-J-A-M-A-S)
(This kid’s in pajamas)
(P-A-J-A-M-A-S)
A few times I've been around that tub
So I’m not just get in like that
‘cause I’m the dirt track-er
I’m the dirt track-er
Ooooh ooh, I win again, I win again [x4]
(little kid boogies and jumps on his bed in SpongeBob pajamas)