Bullhead Arizona

[Moogie]

BULLHEAD, ARIZONA

Just moved to Bullhead City, AZ...Now this is a city that knows how to
live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. Mountains and
deserts blend together. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park
lying on a blanket. It was beautiful.

I've finally found my home. I love it here. Welcome to our town!


June 14th:
Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air
conditioned home, drive an air conditioned car. What a pleasure to see
the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a real sun worshipper.


June 30th:
Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus
and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me. Another
scorcher today, but I love it here.


July 10th:
The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used
to this kind of heat? At least it's nice and windy though. But getting
used to it is taking longer than I expected.

July 15th:
Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.
Missed two days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson
though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.


July 20th:
I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this
morning. By the time I got out to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had
swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over $2,000
worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids she ran away. The car now
smells like Kibbles and Bits!! No more pets in this heat!!


July 25th:
This wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And it's
hot as hell. The home air conditioner is on the fritz and AC repairman
charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.

July 30th:
Been sleeping outside by the pool for three nights now. $1,500 in
house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever move here?


Aug 4th:
It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air conditioner fixed today. It cost
$500 and gets the temperature down to about 90. Stupid repairman peed
in my pool. I hate this stupid city.


Aug 8th:
If another wise ass cracks, "Hot enough for you today?", I'm going to
tear his throat out. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator
is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet and I smell like a roasted
skunk!!

Aug 9th:
Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts and sat on the black
leather seat in the ol' car. I thought my butt was on fire. I lost two
layers of flesh. Now my car smells like burnt ass and fried cat.


Aug 10th:
The weather report might as well be a damn recording: Hot and sunny.
It's been too hot to do anything for two months and the weatherman
says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this
barren desert? Water rationing will be next so $1,700 worth of cactus
just might dry up and blow into the damn pool. Even a cactus can't live
in this heat.


Aug 14:
Welcome to Hell!! Temperature got to 113 today. If I had wanted to move
to Death Valley, I would have moved there. Forgot to crack the window
and blew the windshield out of the Lincoln. The installer came to
fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?"

My wife had to spend the $1,500 house payment to bail me out of jail.

[IronBits]

That's a keeper!

[whilden@ars]

Theres one simliar to that about Michigan floating around, if anyone has it please post it, tis funny chit.

[Paratima]

Likewise the haiku error messages!

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