^Doesn't realize that to be in the Matrix, you must be running Intel Processors and Windows XP!
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^Doesn't realize that to be in the Matrix, you must be running Intel Processors and Windows XP!
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^Quotes himself....ALOT
^Should learn to quote himself. It helps you in the buisness world (well, Dilbert's at least)
<Doesn't knowingly quote himself
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^ doesn't know he's a little slow
^Not a post whore
<post whore
v who's next?
^ created an infinite loop by referring forward to a post that refers back to his post that refers forward to a post that.........*BOOM*
^finished the infinite loop, causing explosion of the thread
<working from the rubble
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^^^wanted to test something new :D
<saw scary movie 3 but not the movies sm3 was kidding about :(
^^^^^^ Post Hootchie
^^ once went out with an infinity Fruit loop :p
^ often quote / misquote himself and others
^Takes shots at multiple people
<does only one shot at once....
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^has mentally challenged dog. Hasn't quite got the concept yet as he sticks his head out of the living room window
^Dosen't have any Dogs. Referred to The Dogs of War at Ars Technica for coaching, counseling and dog adoption process
< Counseling must have worked. Now has two new dogs.
^ How adorable!! ( the pups, not RacerX)
^ needs some dogs for his sheep.
<once heard that a P4 could execute an infinite loop in 25ms, but that was from someone that was accustomed to programming 8-bit microcontrollers. didnt have the heart to reveal the world of AMD for fear of breaking his mind
^How can something do an infinite loop, when there is no limit to infinity. Flawed logic. Refeered to my math teacher for basics in Pre-calculus.
<Self-proclaimedmental health doctor. Liscensed for this forum only.
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^ hasn't heard that the limit to infinity was far less than most expected
< Thought I'd share that tid bit from my infinite wisdom (case proven)
^ has a wisdom that, based upon his last two statements, is far less than most expected. :p
^Stops at nothing. And then stays there.:D
^Is still trying to go below nothing. Hasn't made it yet!
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^digging to China, doesn't know there's a core in the middle of the Earth
< hasn't even thought of trying to dig to China
^Doesn't realize that you can dig to china without going through the center of the earth.....
<Teh 1337 digger!
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^^^^ Stops at less than nothing sometimes :rolleyes:
^^ Hasn't though of Digging to china cos he has a good chinese around the corner (and Im not talking food :p)
^ Is Digging to china cos he don't got a good local chinese
^ mama told him life was like a box of chocolates, ya never know what you'll get
^ Ate 5 lb box of chocolates for breakfast.
^^^ dug one too many holes
^ sleep-eats at night without knowing:rotfl:
< admits he did what ^ said
^Should stop sleep eating to finish his diet.
<doesn't need a diet. Has a hyper-metabolism
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^doesn't know what he's talking about
< has super-metabolism; has a six-pack ;)
^messed up making hamburger helper. Now needs hamburger savior.
^Has Alanis Morisette's "Univited" looping in the background
^Only eats CHICKEN helper
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In preparation for the upcoming riding season ^^ has been consulting on a new safety training series. View it here
<Scratches his head wondering what is an Alanis Morisette.
^Is invited over to The Peaches' house for a come to Jesus meeting.
< Shaking head...doesn't know who Alanis Morisette is..what is it with kids nowadays? :D
^ LOL
^Has nuclear reactor. Keep at least 10 feet from him to avoid nuclear radiation poisoning
<Gets his power from one of 3 nuclear plants in the area
/does the Duff-Man dance "Oh Yeah!"
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^ In low tech attempt to make methane gas, came to horrible discovery that it should never arrive in solid form while wearing ones best pair of tightly whiteys
^realizes tightly whities are not so white anymore. :D
^Uses mint-flavored toothpaste to keep her not-so-white whity tightys white and smelling fresh!
(Kudos to my Dilbert Archive for that one!)
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^ Doesn't think of his own retorts