Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged

[Moogie]

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder--- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia--- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic--- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me

Manic--- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......

Paranoid--- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

Borderline Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

[cygnussphere]

[Jetta]

[Darkness Productions]

Hey, you've got a lower-case 'j' in.....

/me suddenly looks around, realizing that others can see him

/me runs off to scrub his hands until they bleed

NOT CLEAN! NOT CLEAN!

Originally posted by Moogie
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...