Deleting the lock file doesn't do it either.
REBOOTING IS THE ONLY OPTION. (BTW, my copy of the Winders 2000 Resource kit doesn't have the KILL.EXE in it) The only way to kill the client is with the net stop command, which the client is currently ignoring.
I've created a script to reboot the farm and I am testing it now.
If it works, I will set it loose on the farm and go home.
edit:
SHUTDOWN.EXE is a life-saver. I've executed the script and all looks well. I am going to try to run GAH on whatever still has it installed.
Good night all.