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You mean Bark Bark?
Mark is a bartender. Every night after the bar closes he is the last to leave and starts his walk home. One night, Mark decides to jump the fence of a nearby cemetary and cut through as a shortcut rather than walk all the way around. This particular night was the typical full moon, foggy, spooky kind of night. But, he proceeds with his plan anyway.
After walking for a few minutes, he swears he hears his name in the distance...mark, mark.
He stops, looks around and after listening for a few moments, decides he was hearing things and continues on.
He hears it again. Only closer this time Mark! Mark!
Confident he heard his name this time he stops and looks around again. Nothing! But, he is a little spooked now so he picks up his pace and starts jogging.
Again he hears it. Very close this time.....MARK! MARK!
Afraid this time and not wanting to know what it is, and only wanting to get out of the spooky cemetary, Mark breaks into a full Sprint.
Right on his heels he hears MARK! MARK! He looks over his shoulder as he is running and then trips over a headstone.
As he pushes himself up off of the ground he looks right into the eyes of a hairlipped dog going MARK! MARK!
Life is tough. But, it's harder when you're stupid.
You mean Bark Bark?
"Mark Mark"
It's a dog with a speach impediment.
Get it?
I've 'gotten' it many times
Marc
(groan)
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