blonde jokes

[GHOST]

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool.

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate.

What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler."

"Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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Now this one is funny

[GHOST]

Canadian Blondes and Snowplows

Norman and his wife live in Calgary. One winter morning while
listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to
10 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered
side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
"We are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
says "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must
park..........." then the electric power goes out.


Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
says, "Honey, I don't know what to do." Which side of the street do I need to
park on so the plow can get through?

With the love and understanding in his voice like all of us men who are
married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in
the garage this time?"