A junior teacher is talking to her class after they have come back from Sumer hols.
After getting interesting and diverse feedback from the rest of the class, with a gulp she turns to Jonny Rotten in the corner.
"Well Jonny what did you do this holiday."
"Aw well I stuck firecrackers up frogs arses."
Trying to keep her cool and attempting to pass on some much needed education she says.
"Jonny you should'nt say Arse you should say Rectum."
"Wrecked 'em, bloody blew em to bits."
"So utterly at variance is destiny with all the little plans of men." - H.G. Wells
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
