It's time to play the music..

**Fozzie** · 11-03-2003, 05:50 AM

it's time to light the lights..

It's time to meet Dr. Fozzie on the Free DC Show tonight.

Enter Kermit stage left.

Kermit: Fozzie now that you have taken over from Bunsen Honeydew as our resident scientific savant, how are we going to replace Waldorf and Stadler that you disected last month.

Fozzie: I think I have found just the type of raving, narcicistic, egotistical maniac that could fit the bill. On his own he is far more scathing and anarchic than those two put together.

Kermit: Maybe if he's good looking he can get Miss Piggy off my case.

Fozzie: Mwahaha, it would be a marriage made in hell. Wakka wakka.

Kermit: We need the ratings.

Fozzie: If he doesn't get the laughs I'll do a frontal labotomy on air, that should draw the crowd.

Kermit: Sounds good I'll get the Chef to sharpen his knives.

Fozzie: We have been wanting to move to an older audience, even though the Chef was great in Muppets meet The Texas Chainsaw Massacre we still didn't hit primetime.

Kermit: Live labotomies should do the trick.

Fozzie and Kermit exit stage right, a sound of knives sharpening can be heard over the singing of the Swedish Chef

**Paratima** · 11-03-2003, 09:56 AM

Back & in rare form!

**Moogie** · 11-03-2003, 10:21 AM

OMG! Too funny!

Glad to have you back!

**gopher_yarrowzoo** · 11-03-2003, 05:29 PM

Hmm I wonder who ya gonna replace the two old dudes with.. oh wait hmm
hmm 2 other old dudes... hmm no idea who but Im sure I'll think of a few

but then again hmm maybe it's time for a youngster....
hmm it's time for the raving psychotic lunatic we like to call hmmm well we call him various things, mainly behind his back

Yeah and your right he needs the labotomy but erm that might erm "raise" his IQ
hmm do we really wanna do dat....

**Moogie** · 11-03-2003, 08:34 PM

Hmmmm......I can't think of anybody on Free-DC that is old.

**Anarchy99** · 11-03-2003, 09:40 PM

im going to kill you fozzie

**Moogie** · 11-03-2003, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by Anarchy99
im going to kill you fozzie

I didn't realize you were old.

**cygnussphere** · 11-03-2003, 09:52 PM

Originally posted by Anarchy99
im going to kill you fozzie

encourage

**Moogie** · 11-04-2003, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by cygnussphere
encourage
encourage
encourage

There you go again with the

Let's make sure that we keep it equal opportunity

encouraging. Don't want Fozzie or A99 to feel left out.

TTFN

**cygnussphere** · 11-04-2003, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by Moogie
There you go again with the

Let's make sure that we keep it equal opportunity encouraging. Don't want Fozzie or A99 to feel left out.

TTFN

encourage

**Moogie** · 11-04-2003, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by cygnussphere
encourage (Fozzie)
encourage (A99)
encourage (Fozzie)
encourage (A99)

(one for each)

Probably should looke something more like up above...to make it equal.

I'm sure soon, we'll be seeing alot of these from both of them:

**Richard Clyne** · 11-04-2003, 06:08 PM

None of this sitting on the fence.

I say Fozzie will win this battle. Don't think A99 has got it in him

(FOZZIE) (A99)

**gopher_yarrowzoo** · 11-04-2003, 06:54 PM

Indeed especially if erm some of us erm "help"

Fozzie, Fozzie, Fozzie..... Come on Dr. F..

Fozzie

for Dr. F (from IB's Private fridge (that he thinks we don't know about) where the really good beer is kept

**Moogie** · 11-04-2003, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by gopher_yarrowzoo
Indeed especially if erm some of us erm "help"
Fozzie, Fozzie, Fozzie..... Come on Dr. F..

for Dr. F (from IB's Private fridge (that he thinks we don't know about) where the really good beer is kept

Oh man...IB..we are gonna have to move it and lock it up this time.

A99

A99

(hey..somebody has to route for the underdog)

Gooooooooooooooo A99!

**Fozzie** · 11-05-2003, 09:43 AM

Who says A99 is the underdog.

His production before the changeover was impressive and he was gaining on me. The changeover has fallen very well for me and badly for A99. If the protein had been fast the 10 days out would have seen A99 in front of me easily.

We shall see how things pan out after the next changover.

'Till then I am enjoying the buffer I have as things could get very tight with a fast protein.

A99

**Richard Clyne** · 11-05-2003, 11:25 AM

This

is way to nice for my liking.

/me goes of and looks for a sick bag.

:sleepy:

**gopher_yarrowzoo** · 11-05-2003, 03:50 PM

Your right time to change the balance....
Hey Dr. F. ya want some more boxen

hmm I Don't mind losing all my DF production if it will help ya

hmm oh and Guys I got like 6 tracker on the fridge ya would have to basically get a new fridge and I know how much that fridge cost IB

Oh and besides I've got one just like it... oh and Hey Dr. F here's a copy of the key... hmmm time to

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**RacerX** · 11-06-2003, 12:10 PM

Since reading this thread, I cannot get the Mahnah, mahnah song out of my head.

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