MOthers

[dragongoddess]

Don't mess with mothers....

My son came home from school one day, with a smirk
upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough, to put me in my place.


Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by
Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today, The "Children's Bill of
Rights,"

It says I need not clean my room, don't have to cut my
hair.
No one can tell me what to think, or speak, or what to
wear.

I have freedom from religion, and regardless what you
say,
I don't have to bow my head, and I sure don't have to
pray.

I can wear earrings if I want, and pierce my tongue &
nose.
I can read & watch just what I like, get tattoos from
head to toe.

And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a
crime.
I'll back up all my charges, with the marks on my
behind.

Don't you ever touch me, my body's only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child
abuse.

Don't preach about your morals, like your Mama did to
you.
That's nothing more than mind control, And it's
illegal too!

Mom, I have these children's rights, so you can't
influence me,
or I'll call Children's Services Division, better know
as C. S. D.

Of course my first instinct was to toss him out the
door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson made me think a
little more.

I mulled it over carefully, I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face, he's messing with a pro.

Next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill
Store.
I told him, "Pick out all you want, there's shirts
&pants galore.

I've called and checked with C. S. D. who said they
didn't care
if I bought you K-Mart shoes instead of those Nike
Airs.

I've canceled that appointment to take your driver's
test.
The C. S. D. is unconcerned so I'll decide what's
best.

I said "No time to stop and eat, or pick up stuff to
munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn to make your own
sack lunch.

Just save the raging appetite, and wait till dinner
time.
We're having liver and onions, a favorite dish of
mine.

He asked "Can I please rent a movie, to watch on my
VCR?"
"Sorry, but I sold your TV, for new tires on my car,"

I also rented out your room, you'll take the couch
instead.
The C. S. D. requires just a roof over your head.

Your clothing won't be trendy now, I'll choose what we
eat.
That allowance that you used to get, will buy me
something neat.

I'm selling off your jet ski, dirt-bike & roller
blades.
Check out the "Parents Bill of Rights," It's in effect
today!

Hey hot shot, are you crying, Why are you on your
knees?
Are you asking God to help you out, instead of C. S.
D. ?

Send to all people that have teenagers or have already
raised teenagers, or have children who will soon be
teenagers or those who will be parents someday
OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH ... I love this
one!!!

Have A Great Day

[tim]

Good stuff!

I think I'll file this away in case mine get stupid as teenagers.