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    ugly people

    A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and
    > >everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker and, because of
    >the grief they have
    > >experienced, he decides to grant them one wish each before they enter
    >Paradise.
    > >
    > >They're all lined up and God asks the first one what the wish is.
    > >
    > >"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
    > >
    > >The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
    > >
    > >Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a
    >while but when God is
    > >halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing.
    > >
    > >When there are only ten people left this guy is rolling on the floor,
    > >laughing his ass off.
    > >
    > >Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
    > >
    > >The guy calms down and says:
    > >
    > >"Make 'em all ugly again."

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    Now that is not very nice of him.

    But it sure makes a great joke!

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