Ghost Sex

[GHOST]

Ghost Sex

A professor at the University of Texas was giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people
here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of
those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a
ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really
glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever touched a
ghost?"
3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one
question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Bubba raises! his hand. The professor takes off his
glasses,
and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has
ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here
and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make
his
way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the
professor
asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said,
"Goats!"

[magnav0x]

OMG






That's a realy funny one

[PY 222]

Ewww... now that is something that I wouldn't want to see.

/me think happy thoughts.

[rus6]

Made me chuckle