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    Resident Lunatic Anarchy99's Avatar
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    here comes the "CRAZY" train

    move aside cause Im finally gonna get that damn fozzie

    Im gonna roll naked in your stuffing on my living room floor while reciting "when the saints come marching in" and at the same time stuffing my face with twinkies and coke

    your mine you fuzzie rat
    Entry: lunatic
    Function: adjective
    Definition: crazy
    Synonyms: absurd, baked, balmy, bananas, batty, bonkers, cracked, crazed, daft, demented, deranged, dippy, flaky, flipped out, foolish, freaked out, gone ape, idiotic, insane, irrational, kooky, loco, loony, mad, maniac, maniacal, nonsensical, nuts, nutty, preposterous, psyched out, psycho, psychotic, schizoid, screwy, stupid, unhinged, unsound, wacky, whacko, zany
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    Unhappy Noooooooo

    Foul play I say.

    I've grabbed acouple of boxen but they won't be ready to dump for a couple of days.

    4.5 million is not much of a gap with this new scoring.



    Anarchy99 you'll get yours.

    Oscar and his team will rebuild me, I will be the Bionic Bear.

    Better than I was before, better, stronger and faster and with more GHZ too.

    So make hay while the sun shines you mad mutha as I'll be back.

    Alas poor Borg, I knew it Horatio



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    Let Loose the Choas... or the Anarchy as it were, don't worry fozzie we will fix you and your right will give you bionic arms and the all new state of the Art stuffin' too...
    Hmm oh and of course a new Phram *evil grin* Treadmarks

    Please Ignore this, this is just a lunatic talking...
    Hmmm Just Road killin' a few on my way up to the top 50 .......
    Semi-retired from Free-DC...
    I have some time to help.....
    I need a new laptop,but who needs a laptop when you have a phone...
    Now to remember my old computer specs..


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    "oh when the saints.....go marching in.......

    oh when the saints go marching in......"

    more coke and twinkies the dissection is about to take place
    Entry: lunatic
    Function: adjective
    Definition: crazy
    Synonyms: absurd, baked, balmy, bananas, batty, bonkers, cracked, crazed, daft, demented, deranged, dippy, flaky, flipped out, foolish, freaked out, gone ape, idiotic, insane, irrational, kooky, loco, loony, mad, maniac, maniacal, nonsensical, nuts, nutty, preposterous, psyched out, psycho, psychotic, schizoid, screwy, stupid, unhinged, unsound, wacky, whacko, zany
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    you are mine you fuzzy little stuffed creation of a puppet fetish-ed freaked

    I am finally gonna get my revenge

    I am gonna rip off your head and pull every ounce of that cheap sound batting from your worthless geriatric couch fabric container that you call a body and then I am going to douse it all with kerosene and cram you in the trunk of that stupid studebaker and Molotov cocktail your sorry existence off a cliff

    die fozzie

    DIE FOZZIE

    Entry: lunatic
    Function: adjective
    Definition: crazy
    Synonyms: absurd, baked, balmy, bananas, batty, bonkers, cracked, crazed, daft, demented, deranged, dippy, flaky, flipped out, foolish, freaked out, gone ape, idiotic, insane, irrational, kooky, loco, loony, mad, maniac, maniacal, nonsensical, nuts, nutty, preposterous, psyched out, psycho, psychotic, schizoid, screwy, stupid, unhinged, unsound, wacky, whacko, zany
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    Unhappy Your vibes must have hit my home PC

    Catastrophic failure of my RAID array and no backup seemed to want to take.

    I have just reinstalled from scratch with no data to restore.

    Looks like a fresh start.

    I configured it all better this time so every cloud they say.



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    Minister of Propaganda Fozzie's Avatar
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    Exclamation FFS

    You're gonna get me you

    Can't even get Bunsen to do me some pain killers after you ram 50.000volts through him.

    I will return.


    BTW No bloody sandwiches off me you git.
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    * hands the foozie some meds *
    I know A99, I shouldn't but his Raid died he needs some comfort
    oh they are short term meds
    Semi-retired from Free-DC...
    I have some time to help.....
    I need a new laptop,but who needs a laptop when you have a phone...
    Now to remember my old computer specs..


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    it wont help gopher

    he is about to become a statistic, just another victim of a crazed lunatic mind out to do nothing but cause pain and anguish for the mere enjoyment of my sick twisted little world in which I am the un-merciful lord master

    doin the dance......doin the dance......

    who's house.....

    my house

    who's house.....

    my house
    Entry: lunatic
    Function: adjective
    Definition: crazy
    Synonyms: absurd, baked, balmy, bananas, batty, bonkers, cracked, crazed, daft, demented, deranged, dippy, flaky, flipped out, foolish, freaked out, gone ape, idiotic, insane, irrational, kooky, loco, loony, mad, maniac, maniacal, nonsensical, nuts, nutty, preposterous, psyched out, psycho, psychotic, schizoid, screwy, stupid, unhinged, unsound, wacky, whacko, zany
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    oh ya

    OH YA BABY

    doin the dance

    dancin on the dead bear

    who's house

    my house

    doin the dance

    dancin on the dead bear

    who's the man

    you the man A99

    doin the naked coke twinkie dance in the raging glow of the kerosene induced studebaker cliff diving fire....

    whats that .......

    can you hear it........

    the muffled trunk screams of the stuffingless comedic bear as the flames engulf and eat and rid this world of the menace to my joy......

    fozzie the fuzzie rat bear......is dead

    "oh when the saints go marching in........

    oh when the saints go marching in......."

    doin the dance

    doin the dance

    Entry: lunatic
    Function: adjective
    Definition: crazy
    Synonyms: absurd, baked, balmy, bananas, batty, bonkers, cracked, crazed, daft, demented, deranged, dippy, flaky, flipped out, foolish, freaked out, gone ape, idiotic, insane, irrational, kooky, loco, loony, mad, maniac, maniacal, nonsensical, nuts, nutty, preposterous, psyched out, psycho, psychotic, schizoid, screwy, stupid, unhinged, unsound, wacky, whacko, zany
    Concept: health (poor)





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    A99, you are a primary reason the Galactic Council will never let us out of this backwater of a Solar System.

    Agent Smith was right!: "I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell! If there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it."

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    maybe the galactic council is beneath us and we don't need their permission to go where we want and maybe we are staying here because we want to but maybe just maybe the council is waiting for everyone else to catch up with me so we wont embarrass ourselves in front of the other aliens.....hhhmmmmm

    ever think of that

    A99

    ps

    the seahawks are in the play-offs ya baby

    the bear is dead

    and I am the un-merciful lord master god of my universe

    it is good to be king
    Entry: lunatic
    Function: adjective
    Definition: crazy
    Synonyms: absurd, baked, balmy, bananas, batty, bonkers, cracked, crazed, daft, demented, deranged, dippy, flaky, flipped out, foolish, freaked out, gone ape, idiotic, insane, irrational, kooky, loco, loony, mad, maniac, maniacal, nonsensical, nuts, nutty, preposterous, psyched out, psycho, psychotic, schizoid, screwy, stupid, unhinged, unsound, wacky, whacko, zany
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    The scene

    Bottom of the ravine, a smoldering battered Studebaker rolls over and the boot pops open.

    A muffled sound of coughing can be heard coming from inside.

    Luckily a passing band of taxidermists rush down to check the wreck.

    Taxi1: Lookie here George it's a bear, can I keep him George can I, can I.

    George: No Lennie you always pet them too hard and the last bear you had you killed the poor blighter, and it was a Grizzly too.

    Lennie: Ah George can I, can I.

    George: OK Lennie but we better give him some attention as it looks like he has been the victim of some evil galactic mastermind.

    Lennie and George amble off into the mist with Lennie petting the floppy bear.

    A muffled wakka wakka can be heard, and the comedy tie jerks slightly clockwise.

    Can Lennie and George save Fozzie from the grips of the evil A99?

    Will he have Wakka'ed his last Wakka?

    Can you still get the batteries for his comedy tie?

    All will soon be revealed.

    Tune in next week.
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    Hmm Yes indeed kiddies, can George and Lennie save the bear...
    Hmm Batteries are available just got to ask the dodgy looking colored chappie with the funny eye that looks sideways all the time down the market ...


    Is there a Vet in the House, I say again is there a Vet in the house...

    *somewhere else at the same time*
    Hmm an engine revs up.. hmm I hope I can get to Fozzie in time and save him from the Evil (for this Galatic Neighbourhood anyway) genius that is A99...
    Hmm systems to OC mode 110% output now... Turbos Engaged...

    *speeds off in to the distance*
    Semi-retired from Free-DC...
    I have some time to help.....
    I need a new laptop,but who needs a laptop when you have a phone...
    Now to remember my old computer specs..


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