Pastor's Ass

[GHOST]

A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and
on being told that there was a fortune to be made in horse's decided to purchase one
and enter it in the races. At the local auction, however, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a
donkey instead.

He figured since he had it, he might as well goahead and enter it in
the races, and to his surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day the
local paper carried this headline:

Pastor's Ass Shows

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again, and this time it won! The local paper read:

Pastor's Ass Out Front

The bishop was so upset with this kind ofpublicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper read:

Bishop Scratches Pastor's Ass

The bishop was fit to be tied. He ordered thepastor to get rid of the
donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing the news, posted this headline the nextday:

Nun Has Best Ass in Town

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day, the paper read:

Nun Sells Ass For $10.00

After the bishop was revived, he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day theheadlines read:

Nun Announces Her Ass Is Wild and Free

The bishop was buried the next day.

[tim]

Lovely double entendre. Wave after wave of light, carefree flavor, without any bitter aftertaste. All in all, I'd give it a 7.