This seems like a silly question to ask, but it is timely: thus, "What is a Bok?"

I think in my mind that I know what a Bok is - A Bok is a DC pioneer and stats fiend who thinks in deep-SQL (and what a sexy language that is!) and creates QWERTY music all the live long day.
However there is now a shady riddle ... how would you count a Bok that is > 1 ?
Wait!
There is more than 1 Bok?
What the ???

Welcome to the conundrum of the Bok Stat.

So lets get this straight.
If I now have 3 Boks can I spread them over timezones and have a 24 hour international "Bok support center"?
Ummm.
Doesn't sound likely.
If I now have 3 Boks do I get 3 times more of Bok's attention than someone with 1 Bok?
Ahh.
That's not going to werk.
If 1 Bok can run 1 stats server how many stats servers can 3 Boks run?
Duh.
There's only 1 FDC stats server.

Sigh.
This train of though is quite clearly reaching the end of an unfinished railroad.

Can you work out the "Bok" stat?