^Quotes himself....ALOT
^Doesn't realize that to be in the Matrix, you must be running Intel Processors and Windows XP!
magicfan241
^Should learn to quote himself. It helps you in the buisness world (well, Dilbert's at least)
magicfan241
^ doesn't know he's a little slow
v who's next?
the-mk
^ created an infinite loop by referring forward to a post that refers back to his post that refers forward to a post that.........*BOOM*
^finished the infinite loop, causing explosion of the thread
magicfan241
^^^wanted to test something new
the-mk
^^^^^^ Post Hootchie
^^ once went out with an infinity Fruit loop
^ often quote / misquote himself and others
Semi-retired from Free-DC...
I have some time to help.....
I need a new laptop,but who needs a laptop when you have a phone...
Now to remember my old computer specs..
^Takes shots at multiple people
magicfan241
^has mentally challenged dog. Hasn't quite got the concept yet as he sticks his head out of the living room window
Life is tough. But, it's harder when you're stupid.
^Dosen't have any Dogs. Referred to The Dogs of War at Ars Technica for coaching, counseling and dog adoption process
< Counseling must have worked. Now has two new dogs.
Life is tough. But, it's harder when you're stupid.
^ How adorable!! ( the pups, not RacerX)
^ needs some dogs for his sheep.
^How can something do an infinite loop, when there is no limit to infinity. Flawed logic. Refeered to my math teacher for basics in Pre-calculus.
magicfan241 M.D.
^ hasn't heard that the limit to infinity was far less than most expected
< Thought I'd share that tid bit from my infinite wisdom (case proven)
Warning this Post is Rated "M" for Mature
-Contains Harsh Language
-L337 HaX0r W3RD2!
-Partial Nudity
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape drive somewhere.
^ has a wisdom that, based upon his last two statements, is far less than most expected.
"If angels have voices, then surely they must sound like Loreena McKennitt" - me 1/2/04, somewhere over Illinois
Member of Free-DC
^Stops at nothing. And then stays there.
Life is tough. But, it's harder when you're stupid.
^Is still trying to go below nothing. Hasn't made it yet!
magicfan241 M.D.
^digging to China, doesn't know there's a core in the middle of the Earth
< hasn't even thought of trying to dig to China
^Doesn't realize that you can dig to china without going through the center of the earth.....
magicfan241
^^^^ Stops at less than nothing sometimes
^^ Hasn't though of Digging to china cos he has a good chinese around the corner (and Im not talking food )
^ Is Digging to china cos he don't got a good local chinese
Semi-retired from Free-DC...
I have some time to help.....
I need a new laptop,but who needs a laptop when you have a phone...
Now to remember my old computer specs..
^ mama told him life was like a box of chocolates, ya never know what you'll get
^ Ate 5 lb box of chocolates for breakfast.
^^^ dug one too many holes
^ sleep-eats at night without knowing
< admits he did what ^ said
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^Should stop sleep eating to finish his diet.
magicfan241
^doesn't know what he's talking about
< has super-metabolism; has a six-pack
^messed up making hamburger helper. Now needs hamburger savior.
^Has Alanis Morisette's "Univited" looping in the background
Agent Smith was right!: "I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell! If there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it."
^Only eats CHICKEN helper
magicfan241
In preparation for the upcoming riding season ^^ has been consulting on a new safety training series. View it here
^Is invited over to The Peaches' house for a come to Jesus meeting.
< Shaking head...doesn't know who Alanis Morisette is..what is it with kids nowadays?
^ LOL
Agent Smith was right!: "I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell! If there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it."
^Has nuclear reactor. Keep at least 10 feet from him to avoid nuclear radiation poisoning
/does the Duff-Man dance "Oh Yeah!"
magicfan241
^ In low tech attempt to make methane gas, came to horrible discovery that it should never arrive in solid form while wearing ones best pair of tightly whiteys
^realizes tightly whities are not so white anymore.
^Uses mint-flavored toothpaste to keep her not-so-white whity tightys white and smelling fresh!
(Kudos to my Dilbert Archive for that one!)
magicfan241
^ Doesn't think of his own retorts
Semi-retired from Free-DC...
I have some time to help.....
I need a new laptop,but who needs a laptop when you have a phone...
Now to remember my old computer specs..